Tiki Humor » jay leno http://www.tikihumor.com The Internets Are Funny Tue, 07 Feb 2012 16:00:24 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 Economy http://www.tikihumor.com/57/economy/ http://www.tikihumor.com/57/economy/#comments Mon, 29 Dec 2008 04:05:53 +0000 tiki god http://www.tikihumor.com/?p=57

You know how bad the economy is?

This week, Exxon Mobil had to lay off 25 congressmen.

– Jay Leno — DeadDog » DeadDog Archive » Economy

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“Sesame Street” is 39 years old this week.

Who would have guessed 39 years ago, “Sesame Street” would still be going strong and Wall Street would wind up getting canceled?

- Jay Leno

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The number of Americans who are obese now outnumber the number of Americans who are merely overweight. One-third of all Americans are obese.

You know what that means? One out of every three people is three people.

- Jay Leno
– DeadDog » DeadDog Archive » Big Numbers


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Former Maryland Lieutenant Governor Michael Steele has become the first African-American Republican National Committee chairman ever.

Black Republicans said they were thrilled … both of them.

– Jay Leno — DeadDog » DeadDog Archive » Historic Election

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After lots of discussions with the Secret Service, President Obama will be allowed to keep his Blackberry. It’s a special Blackberry built just for him; they are calling it a Barackberry.

It doesn’t even have a battery … it runs entirely on hope.

– Jay Leno
– DeadDog » DeadDog Archive » Barackberry

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President Barack Obama signed an executive order calling for the closure of Gitmo within a year.

Know how he can make sure it closes even faster? Make it a bank.

- Jay Leno
– DeadDog » DeadDog Archive » Executive Order

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