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		<title>New Mechanic</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 17:17:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial; he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial; he decided to become a mechanic.</p>
<p>He went to the local technical college signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.</p>
<p>When the time of the practicalexam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.</p>
<p>When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%.</p>
<p>Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, &#8220;I don&#8217;t want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade.</p>
<p>The instructor said, &#8220;During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark.&#8221; After a pause, the instructor added, &#8220;I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler, which I&#8217;ve never seen done in my entire career.&#8221;</p>
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