Tiki Humor

A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender, I can fart the star spangled banner in any key you want, for a drink. The bartender says, you can fart the national anthem in any key? Hell, I will give you three drinks for that! The drunk says, ok, what key? The bartender says how about “G”? Ok, So the drunk makes two people move from their stools and gets up on the bar, drops his pants around his ankles and bends over. He gets red faced and then shits all over the bar and the floor. The bartender is pissed! He goes, what the hell you son of a bitch? The drunk goes, gimme a break, even the great Frank Sinatra had to clear his throat before he performed!

I guess Michael Jackson was rich. He not only purchased a ranch, he bought the farm.