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Heavenly Fucker
Joe and Myrtle were married for over 50 years when Joe died. A few months later, Myrtle died, too. In heaven, Myrtle looked around for Joe, and found him … behind a cloud, fucking another woman! “Joe! Darling!†she cried. “What are you doing?†“Hang on, Myrtle,†replied Joe. “Don’t ‘darling’ me. The deal was clear: till death do us part!â€
– Fri Jan 23 « Lefturn’s Funny Shit


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