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Michael Jackson was rich

I guess Michael Jackson was rich. He not only purchased a ranch, he bought the farm.

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Michael Jackson had a heart attack

Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service

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Michael Jackson requested to be buried at sea

Michael Jackson requested to be buried at sea…between two buoys.

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What was the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.

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why did michael jackson love halloween?

free delivery

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It has been announced that Jacko will not be buried or cremated.

It has been announced that Jacko will not be buried or cremated. Due to his high content of plastic he is scheduled to get recycled and made into toys, so just for a change the kids will get to play with HIM !!

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Michael Jackson’s dates in London have been cancelled

Michael Jackson’s dates in London have been cancelled. They are James (aged 9) and Thomas (aged 11)

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McDonalds’ New Burger

McDonalds are bringing out a new burger called the McJackson. It’s 50yr old meat stuffed inside 12yr old buns.

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michael jason didnt suffer a heart attack!

michael jason didnt suffer a heart attack!!! He was found in the childrens ward having a stroke

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Died of food poisoning

I heard Michael Jackson died of food poisoning……he was eating 12 year old nuts

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