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Dad: What mouse walks on two legs? Me: uhh..Mickey Mouse

Dad: What duck walks on two legs?

Me: Donald Duck!!

Dad: All of them, you moron

Me: shit

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Mickey Mouse received a call from his lawyer….

Telling him that he couldn’t divorce Minnie just because she was fucking crazy!

Mickey replied “no you idiot, I said she was fucking goofy!”

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