Tiki Humor » midgets http://www.tikihumor.com The Internets Are Funny Tue, 07 Feb 2012 16:00:24 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 depressed horny midgets http://www.tikihumor.com/614/depressed-horny-midgets/ http://www.tikihumor.com/614/depressed-horny-midgets/#comments Mon, 22 Feb 2010 18:07:24 +0000 tiki god http://www.tikihumor.com/?p=614

Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries of “Here I come again …ONE, TWO, THREE…UUH!” all night long. In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, “How did it go?” The first mutters, “It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn’t get a hard on.” The second dwarf shook his head. “You think that’s embarrassing?” “I couldn’t even get on the fucking bed

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]]> http://www.tikihumor.com/614/depressed-horny-midgets/feed/ 0 Tall woman and a midget http://www.tikihumor.com/507/tall-woman-and-a-midget/ http://www.tikihumor.com/507/tall-woman-and-a-midget/#comments Tue, 22 Sep 2009 18:54:28 +0000 tiki god http://www.tikihumor.com/?p=507 A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three feet tall but they were attracted to each other. After a few drinks they went back to the tall woman’s apartment. “I can’t imagine what it will be like making love to a midget,” said the woman, “especially with the size difference and all.” “Just take off your cloths, lie back on the bed, spread your legs apart and close your eyes,” said the midget. The woman did as she was told and soon she felt the biggest thing she’d ever experienced inside her. Within a few minutes the woman had climaxed eight times. “If you think that was good,” said the midget with a smirk, “Just wait till I get BOTH FUCK’N legs in there!”

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