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pulling out of iraq

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June 4th, 2012 at 7:00 am

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Russian Army Choir

Why doesn’t the US military have anything even remotely as cool as this?

bitsandpieces.us/2012/02/25/russian-army-choir/

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March 12th, 2012 at 2:00 pm

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DARPA’s headless Cheetah robot can run fast

Here’s a video of a headless robot running over 18 mile and hour. Just a reminder, the average running speed of a healthy person is around 10 miles and hour.

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March 8th, 2012 at 12:00 pm

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Amazing Grace Demonstrates the Nanosecond

I had no idea that a nanosecond was so damn large!

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March 8th, 2012 at 10:00 am

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UFOs Invades Hollywood

Tuesday night in Hollywood there was mass hysteria over what some people thought was a rash of UFO sightings. Actually, it was just the Navy Seals skydiving over to the premiere of the new movie, “Act Of Valor” on Sunset Blvd. The P.O.V. visual of Hollywood at night is fantastic!

I love watching parachute jumps, that shit gets my blood pumping!

via Bits and Pieces.

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February 17th, 2012 at 11:26 pm

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Unmanned drones to invade U.S. airspace in 2015

It’s been a long time coming, but the U.S. Congress just handed two orders to the Federal Aviation Administration: to upgrade its radar system to GPS and to open up manned airspace to unmanned drones

Armed Military UAVs flying over US soil?  why not!  It’s not like we have a 100% unequivocal rule against military actions within our borders or anything. How soon until these robotic airplanes are dropping teargas on OWS protestors?

via DVICE.

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February 9th, 2012 at 4:00 pm

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Obama shoots a marshmallow gun

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February 8th, 2012 at 4:34 pm

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No sex since 1955

A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. “Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?” “Negative, ma’am. Just serious by nature.” The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, “It looks like you have seen a lot of action.” “Yes, ma’am, a lot of action.” The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, “You know, you should lighten up. Relax and enjoy yourself.” The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, “You know, I hope you don’t take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?” “1955, ma’am.” “Well, there you are. No wonder you’re so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to “relax” him several times. Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, “Wow, you sure didn’t forget much since 1955.” The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing at his watch, “I hope not; it’s only 2130 now.”

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September 6th, 2010 at 7:14 pm

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The Marine Pilot

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.

There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Janie was left.

“Janie, do you have a story to share?’, asked the teacher.

”Yes ma’am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.

She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn’t break, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.

”Good Heavens,’ said the horrified teacher. ‘What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?

“Don’t screw with Mommy when she’s been drinking.”

via Bits and Pieces.

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August 24th, 2010 at 10:08 am

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A story with a moral

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their Parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories… There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Ernie was left.

‘Ernie, do you have a story to share?’

‘Yes ma’am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen. She was a pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.

She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn’t break and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.’

‘Good Heavens,’ said the horrified teacher. ‘What did your daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?

‘Stay the hell away from Aunt Karen when she’s been drinking.’

via A story with a moral « Bits & Pieces.

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April 11th, 2010 at 4:29 pm

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