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party crashers

It was at a party and the host was getting worried because there were too many people and not enough

refreshments.

She was sure that not all these people were invited but did not know how to tell which ones were the

crashers. Then the husband got an idea.

He turned to the crowd and said, ‘Will those who are from the bride’s side of the family stand up please?’

About twenty people stood up.

Then he asked, ‘Will those of you who are from the groom’s side of the family stand up as well?’

About twenty five people stood up.

Then he smiled and said, ‘Will all those who stood up please leave, this is a birthday party!’.

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Minnesota Party

Sick of the city, Sam quits his job and moves to Minnesota, as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. After six months of isolation, someone knocks on his door. A huge bearded man is standing on his porch.

Name’s Lars, the man says, from down the road. Having a party Saturday. Wanna come?

Definitely, says Sam. After six months out here, I’m ready to meet some people.

Gotta warn you, says Lars, there’s gonna be some drinkin.’

No problem: I can drink with the best of them, says Sam.

More’n likely gonna be some fightin’ too.

Well, I like people, Sam says. I’ll be there.

Lars starts to walk away, but then turns back. I seen some wild sex at these parties, too.

Not a problem, says Sam. I’ve been alone for six months! Just one question, though: What should I wear?

Lars shrugs. Whatever you want. It’s just gonna be the two of us.

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