Tiki Humor

How much does a pirate pay for ear piercings?

A buck an ear

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Posted in Jokes

Tagged with

Did you know that you can get a slice of lemon pie in Cuba for $1.50, but in Jamaica you can get key lime pie for $1.00?

Those are the pie rates of the Carribean.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Posted in Jokes

Tagged with ,

A slice of apple pie in Jamaica is $2.00 and a slice in the Bahamas is $2.50.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Posted in Jokes

Tagged with ,

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?

You may think it’s ARRRR, but nay, his first love be the CEEEEE

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Posted in Jokes

Tagged with

Why is it difficult for a pirate to learn the alphabet?

Because he’s always gets lost at “C”

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

Posted in Jokes

Tagged with

A pirate walks into a bar…

A pirate walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks down and says, Do you know that you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate replies Ay, it’s driven me nuts.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (13 votes, average: 4.08 out of 5)
Loading...

Posted in Jokes

Tagged with ,