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Scientists removed the right half brain of a man…

…and then, they asked him to count to ten. The man counted, “two, four, six, eight, ten.”

Then they put the right-half back and removed the left-half, and again asked the man to count to ten. The man counted, “one, three, five, seven, nine.”

The scientists then removed both halves of the man’s brain, and asked him again to count to ten.

The man said, “look, we’re gonna count to ten. We’re gonna count. Because I know numbers, I have the best numbers. All the politicians in Washington can’t count to one-believe me, I’ve counted to one many, many times. They said we couldn’t count to ten. Well, I’m beating all of those people in the polls. We’re gonna count to ten. Everybody, count to ten. Okay? And let me tell you – let me tell you something. I will be the best counting President God has ever created. We are gonna count to so many tens, I tell you. Look at that!”

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October 17th, 2016 at 8:00 am

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Protect the internet, click here to tell the gubbermint to keep the tubes open!

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Yes, this is happening yet again.

Clicking here: DearFCC.org will save us this time.

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October 2nd, 2014 at 1:40 pm

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Pastafarian Wins Election to Town Board and Takes Oath with a Colander on His Head

nHlpcga Pastafarian Wins Election to Town Board and Takes Oath with a Colander on His Head

When the OBSERVER asked afterward why he wore a colander on his head, Schaeffer said he was a minister with an even more unique organization – the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

“It’s just a statement about religious freedom,” he said. “It’s a religion without any dogma.”

via Pastafarian Wins Election to Town Board and Takes Oath with a Colander on His Head.

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January 5th, 2014 at 10:36 am

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Robertson Admits He Blew Election Prediction He Received From God

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November 26th, 2012 at 1:35 pm

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Obama and Batman

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November 15th, 2012 at 12:51 am

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Magic Mitt

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November 15th, 2012 at 12:48 am

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LOST the election

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November 15th, 2012 at 12:47 am

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Lost Campaign

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November 9th, 2012 at 11:17 am

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Lost Campaign

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November 9th, 2012 at 11:17 am

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enjoy the victory, obama supporters!

obama supporters enjoy your victory enjoy the victory, obama supporters!

just don’t be too god damn smug about it, that’s how you lose elections.

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November 9th, 2012 at 7:17 am

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