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I was absolutely disgusted after I accidentally clicked on some gay porn today….

I was absolutely disgusted after I accidentally clicked on some gay porn today….

Worst hour and a half of my life.

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A mother is cleaning her teenage son’s room when she sees some magazines under his bed …

… Curious, she grabs the magazines and is shocked to find that they are S&M porn magazines. In her horror, she screams.

The father runs in, sees his wife crying, sits down beside her on his son’s bed, and asks, “What’s wrong?” And, pointing at the magazines in her hand, he asks, “What are those?”

The mother passes him the magazines. He flips through them, and his eyes widen as he sees some of the most explicit and disturbing S&M images his mind could have ever imagined.

The mother, between sobs, asks her husband, “What are we gonna do with this boy?”

Her husband replies, “Well, we’re not gonna spank him. That’s for sure.”

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Baseball Vs Porn

A man watching a baseball game on TV kept switching channels to a dirty movie featuring a lusty couple.

“I don’t know whether to watch them or the game,” he said to his wife.

“For heaven’s sake, watch them fuck,” his wife said.”You already know how to play baseball!”

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Peddling Dirty Pictures

A scruffy young man was questioned by one of New York’s finest for peddling dirty pictures. But you’re mistaken, said the kid. These pictures aren’t dirty. Selecting one, the policeman said, Do you mean to tell me this isn’t a dirty picture? The young man responded, Don’t be such a prude, officer! Haven’t you ever seen five people in love? 

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Carbon and Silicon Life

I was teaching my chemistry class about elements on the periodic table, mentioning that since silicon and carbon have similar properties, science-fiction writers theorize about silicon-based life forms on other planets. But, I stressed, there is no evidence that silicon-based life has existed here on Earth. From the back of the room, a voice flashed back, Have you never seen porn?

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