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Hey are you pregnant ?
Thur Dec 18 « Lefturn’s Funny Shit
A guy picks up a girl in a bar, brings her home,and they start fucking. He starts sucking on one of her tits and milk comes out. He says, “Hey, are you pregnant?†She says, “That wasn’t a nipple, that was a boil.â€
Pregnancy Test
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A blonde came running up to her husband in the driveway as he came home from work.“Honey, I have some really great news for you!†she said.
“Great, tell me what you’re so happy about!†he replied.
“I’m pregnant!†she said.
He kissed her and told her, “That’s great! I couldn’t be happier!â€
Then, she said, “Oh honey, there’s more!â€
He asked, “What do you mean, ‘more?’â€
She said, “Well, we aren’t having just one baby, we are going to have TWINS!â€
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, he asked her how she knew.
She said, “Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and bought the TWIN PACK home pregnancy test kit and BOTH tests came out positive!â€
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