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A Blond Phone Call

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“Hi Mom, How are you?”

“Hi Sally, where are you? I thought you were with your father at the hardware store”

“Yeah we were, but I got arrested, and they’ve let me make one phone call”

“What happened?”

“Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the head.”

“What on earth, why did you do that?”

“Well it wasn’t my fault. Dad told me to find a Black & Decker.”

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June 8th, 2011 at 10:23 pm

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What did the Jewish pedophile say to the kid?

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What did the Jewish pedophile say to the kid?

Wanna buy some candy?

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April 29th, 2010 at 8:00 am

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Why don’t you ever see black people on a cruise?

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Why don’t you ever see black people on a cruise?

Because they fell for that trick once before.

via What are your best dirty jokes? GO! : AskReddit.

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April 25th, 2010 at 8:00 am

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GMC Vs Tiger Woods

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General Motors announced that they are ending their endorsement deal with Tiger Woods.

When asked why, a spokesperson for General Motors said, “Tiger Woods is successful, competitive, and popular … and that’s just not us.”

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February 16th, 2009 at 8:27 pm

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