None of them liked the concept, but their grandparents were sold on the idea.
“Hi Mom, How are you?”
“Hi Sally, where are you? I thought you were with your father at the hardware store”
“Yeah we were, but I got arrested, and they’ve let me make one phone call”
“Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the head.”
“What on earth, why did you do that?”
“Well it wasn’t my fault. Dad told me to find a Black & Decker.”
What did the Jewish pedophile say to the kid?
Wanna buy some candy?
Why don’t you ever see black people on a cruise?
Because they fell for that trick once before.
General Motors announced that they are ending their endorsement deal with Tiger Woods.
When asked why, a spokesperson for General Motors said, Tiger Woods is successful, competitive, and popular ¦ and that’s just not us.