If you take only one Mormon he drinks all your beer.
I’ve seen this.
It is good.
When the OBSERVER asked afterward why he wore a colander on his head, Schaeffer said he was a minister with an even more unique organization – the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
“It’s just a statement about religious freedom,” he said. “It’s a religion without any dogma.”
Yesterday, the Atheists, Humanists, and Agnostics at the University of Wisconsin – Madison took that concept a step further. They placed 200 tombstones on a well-traveled part of campus and implored students to think about when their particular god was going to join the mix
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A guy goes in an Adult Store in Western Sydney and asks for an inflatable doll.
The guy behind the counter says, “Male or female ?”
The customer says, “Female.”
The counter guy asks, “Black or white?”
The customer says, “White.”
The counter guy asks, “Christian or Muslim?”
The customer says, “What does religion have to do with it?”
The counter guy says, “The Muslim one blows itself up.”