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What did the robot do when it got mud on its shoe?

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What kind of shoes do frogs wear?

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special sandals

A married couple was on vacation in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods when they passed a small sandal shop.

From inside, they heard a shopkeeper say, You, foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop! So the married couple walked in.

The Jamaican said to them, I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex.

The wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn’t need them.

The husband asked the man, How could sandals make you into a sex freak?

The Jamaican replied, Just try dem on, Mon.

The husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got a wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn’t seen in many years.

In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped off his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold on the Jamaican’s hips.

The Jamaican began screaming, You got dem on the wrong feet! You got dem on the wrong feet!

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