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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.

The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

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telepathic watch

A rather confident young man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive young woman.

He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, “Is your date running late?”

“No,” he replies, “I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was testing it.”

Intrigued, the woman says, “A state-of-the-art watch? What’s so special about it?”

“It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me,” he explains.

“What’s it telling you now?”

“Well, it says that you’re not wearing any panties…”

The woman giggles and replies, “Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties!”

The man exclaims, “Damn—it must be broken again. It’s always running an hour fast!”

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we don’t sell to blondes

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I want to buy this TV,” she told the salesman.

“Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes,” he replied.

She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, “I would like to buy this TV.”

“Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes,” he replied.

“Darn, he recognized me,” she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and perm, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman.

“I’d like to buy this TV.”

“Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes,” he replied.

Frustrated, she exclaimed “How do you know I’m a blonde?”

“Because that’s a microwave,” he replied.

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