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The Avengers Movie Hawkeye Nerf Big Bad Bow carried by Clint Barton is more than just a supremely advanced piece of technology. In his hands, it is the most accurate weapon in the world. Now you can imagine you are the world’s most incredible marksman with this mighty bow!

via Entertainment Earth.

Remember the big hoopla about the fact that the first AVENGERS movie poster had Scarlet Johansson’s Black Widow was showing off her T AND her A, both at the same time, and everyone was all up in arms, because really, who wants to look at that anyways, right? Well, here’s Marvel’s answer to the hoopla: Iron Man’s perfect iron butt and shiny chest, all at the same time!

Sideshow Collectibles is proud to present Hot Toys first limited edition collectible inspired by the highly anticipated film The Avengers. Nick Fury, the director of S.H.I.E.L.D. comes to life in this movie-accurate figure; specially crafted using the image of Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury. Featuring a newly developed head sculpt, finely detailed costume, weapons and accessories, the Avengers – Nick Fury Sixth Scale Limited Edition Collectible Figure makes a fantastic addition to any Marvel collection.

via Sideshow Collectibles.

“Marvel’s The Avengers” soars into theaters on May 4, 2012, but thanks to LEGO, you’ll be able to assemble the Avengers whenever you want.

Huge fan of the Quinn Jet!  Also, i think that’s the largest Mini Fig that I’ve ever seen.  He’ll look good on my desk next to Iron Man and his impossibly large head, which I can only assume means that it’s a mini fig helmet that’s removable, which I can then assume means it’ll be awesome.

via Marvel.com

Possessed of Superhuman strength, Genius-level intelligence, Mystical powers, Telepathy, Flight, Clairvoyance, Therianthropy, and Teleportation – who could blame you for becoming the greatest trickster of them all? So wear your crown of baleful maleficence with pride; let mirth and mayhem stand ready at your side, anticipating your every command. Test their mettle knowing you have nothing to fear; you are Mischief and you were made to rule. Mischief Cologne. Distinctly cleverer.

via Loki Mischief Cologne For Men

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Activate the Initiative. Colonel Nicholas ‘Nick’ Fury. Paratrooper, Ranger, Weapons and Demolitions Expert, Aircraft Specialist and Pilot, Green Beret. Veteran of every US War and Military Conflict since WWII. Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. ‘The single most powerful, most important organization on the planet Earth.’ And the only human strong enough to bring together a group of remarkable people who would fight the battles no one else could. Face danger with something dangerous – Infinity Formula Cologne.

via Nick Fury Infinity Formula Cologne For Men

Remember those original Avengers Scents? Well, here’s two more, leaving just Hawkeye and The Black Widow left to be scented… personally they could likely just bottle up some Scarlet sweat up in a bottle and most comic geeks would be happy, but I’m sure they’ll come up with something that’s slightly more marketable than that.