Tiki Humor

A snail goes to a used car lot to buy a car.

The sales person asks, “What are you looking for in a car?” The snail says, “I want a really fast car with big side doors so I can write a huge “S” on each door.”

The salesman says, “That’s a weird request, why?”

The snail says, “Because when I drive through town I want people to say, “Look at that S-Car-Go!”

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How was the Roman Empire cut in half?

With a pair of Caesars

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I got a job crushing aluminium cans

But I had to leave, it was soda pressing.

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What kind of trains eat too much?

Chew chew trains

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Why do seals swim in salt water

because pepper water makes them sneeze

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