Tiki Humor

The Gift

A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new girlfriend’s
birthday, and since they had not been dating very long, after careful
consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note,
romantic, but not too personal.

Accompanied by his girlfriend’s younger sister, he went to Nordstom
and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties
for herself. During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the
sister got the gloves and the young man got the panties. Without cheking
the contents, the young man sealed the package and sent it to his girlfriend
with the following note:

I chose these because I noticed that you were
not in the habit of wearing any when we go out. If it
had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the
long ones with buttons, but she wears short ones that
are easier to remove. These are a delicate shade, but
the lady I bought them from showed me the pair
she had been wearing for the past three weeks. They
were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and
they looked really good.
I wish I was there to put them on you for the
first time, as no doubt, other hands will come in contact
with them before I get the chance to see you again.
When you take them off, remember to blow into them as
they will naturally be damp from wearing. Just think how
many times I will kiss them during the year. I hope you
will wear them Friday night.

With love,
From your
Sweetheart

P.S.
The latest style is to wear them folded
down with a little fur showing.

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What do you call the hair between grandma’s breasts?

Her pussy.

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Ranult and Ford’s New Car

Renault and Ford are working on a new small car for women. They are mixing the Clio and the Taurus, and calling it the “Clitaurus.” It comes in pink, with or without fur on the dash, and the average male thief won’t be able to find it, even if someone tells him where it is.

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A Medical Funeral

A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A regular coffin was displayed in front of a huge heart.

When the minister finished with the sermon and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart was opened, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed.

Just at that moment one of the mourners started laughing. The guy next to him asked: “Why are you laughing?”

“I was thinking about my own funeral” the man replied.

“What’s so funny about that?”

“I’m a gynecologist.”

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legs or breasts?

When asked if I preferred legs or breasts, I told the stranger that I had a particular fondness for nice hairy pussies. He then informed me that this wasn’t an option when choosing a KFC Bargain Bucket.

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