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A visit from Grandma and Grandpa

Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son’s medicine-cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills.

The son said : ‘I don’t think you should take one, Dad. They’re very strong and very expensive.’

‘How much?’ asked Grandpa.

‘$10.00 a pill.’ answered the son.

‘I don’t care,’ said Grandpa,‘I’d still like to try one, and before we leave in the morning, I’ll put the money under the pillow.’

Later the next morning, the son found $110.00 under the pillow.

He called Grandpa and said : ‘Dad, I told you each pill costs $10.00, not $110.00. ‘

‘I know,’ said Grandpa. ‘The hundred is from Grandma!’

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Viagra Prescription

An older man goes to the doctor asking for a prescription for Viagra and requests the largest dose possible. The doctor asks why he needs so much and the man explains that two young nymphomaniacs are spending a week at his place. The doctor nods and fills the prescription.

Later that week, the same man goes back to the doctor asking for pain killers. The doctor asks: Why? Is your penis in that much pain?

No, the man responds. It’s for my wrists – the girls never showed up!

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