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I went to a really moving wedding the other day

Even the cake was in tiers

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why brides wear white

The curate of a large and fashionable church was endeavoring to teach the significance of white to a Sunday-school class. “Why,” said he, “does a bride invariably desire to be clothed in white at her marriage?” As no one answered, he explained. “White,” said he, “stands for joy, and the wedding-day is the most joyous occasion of a woman’s life.” A small boy queried, “Why do the men all wear black?”

via Fri Feb 12 « Lefturn’s Funny Shit.

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party crashers

It was at a party and the host was getting worried because there were too many people and not enough

refreshments.

She was sure that not all these people were invited but did not know how to tell which ones were the

crashers. Then the husband got an idea.

He turned to the crowd and said, ‘Will those who are from the bride’s side of the family stand up please?’

About twenty people stood up.

Then he asked, ‘Will those of you who are from the groom’s side of the family stand up as well?’

About twenty five people stood up.

Then he smiled and said, ‘Will all those who stood up please leave, this is a birthday party!’.

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