http://www.tikihumor.com The Internets Are Funny Tue, 07 Feb 2012 16:00:24 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 http://www.tikihumor.com/125/three-wishes/ http://www.tikihumor.com/125/three-wishes/#comments Thu, 05 Feb 2009 01:18:47 +0000 hydrat3d http://www.tikihumor.com/?p=125 A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie. The genie says “Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant you three wishes.” The man says “Great. I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want. First, I want 1 Billion dollars in a Swiss bank account.” Phoof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account numbers appears in his hand. He continues, “Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari right here.” Phoof! There is a flash of light and a bright red brand-new Ferrari appears right next to him. He continues, “Finally, I want to be irresistible to women.” Phoof! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of chocolates.

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