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Second Place Sucks

A small company teeters on the edge of bankruptcy and so the owner summons his two-man sales force into his office.

Things aren’t going too well, guys,  he announced grimly. So to perk up sales I’m announcing a contest. The guy with the most sales gets a blow job.

What does the loser get?  asked one of the salesmen.

The owner looked at both men and said, The loser gets to give it.

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