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Oral Coma Cure

A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. The doctors were at a loss so they decided to try one last quasi-medical trick.

They went to her husband and said, As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma. The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they’d close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife’s room.

After a few minutes the woman’s monitor flatlined ”no pulse, no heart rate.

The doctors ran back into the room. What happened!? they cried. The husband said, I’m not sure ”I think maybe she choked.

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