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Blonde Phone Call

A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother overseas.

When the man told her it would cost $300 she exclaimed, I don’t have that kind of money!! But I would do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother in Poland!

The man arched an eyebrow. Anything? Yes, anything the blonde promised.

With that, the man said, Follow me

He walked into the next room and ordered, Come in and close the door She did.

He then said, Get on your knees She did.

Then he said, Take down my zipper She did.

He said, Go ahead take it out She took it out and grabbed hold of it with both hands.

The man closed his eyes and whispered, Well go ahead!

The blonde slowly brought her lips closer, and while holding it close to her lips she said loudly HELLO MOM, can you hear me???

 

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