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Telling a blonde joke to blondes

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a pint. While the bartender is pouring it he says, “Want to hear a joke?” and she says, “OK.”

He starts: “So there’s this blonde…”

“Okay, hold on” says the bartender. “I can see you’re blind so I’m gonna do you a favour here. Just so you know, I’m a blonde. The manager is a blonde. The bouncer is a blonde, and there’s a good friend of mine by the window there, she’s a black belt in karate, she’s a blonde too. There’s a couple of biker chicks at a table nearby, both blondes.

“So, you just have a think about that and ask yourself: do you really want to tell that joke?”

She gives him his drink. “Well, uh, I guess not,” he says. “I don’t wanna have to explain it six times.”

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