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Light Headed Laird

A pompous Scottish laird met a farmer one morning, and observed:

“Well, Sandy, you’re getting very bent. Why don’t you stand up straight,
like me?”

“Eh, mon,” replied Sandy, “d’ye see yon field of corn?”

“I do,” said the laird.

“Ah, weel,” said Sandy, “ye’ll notice that the full heids hang down, an’
that the empty yins stand up.”

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Tardy Boss

“Why is it you never get to the office on time in the morning?” demanded
the boss angrily.

“It’s like this, boss,” explained the tardy one; “you kept telling me
not to watch the clock during office hours, and I got so I didn’t watch
it at home either.”

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Foreman Vs Laborer

Foreman: “‘Ow is it that little feller always carries two planks to
your one?”

Laborer: “‘Cos ‘e’s too blinkin’ lazy to go back fer the other one.”

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